Day 11 48 miles to go!
Stats; 48.5 miles, 4 hours 10 mins in the saddle, 2583 calories, 2870 feet climbing, average speed 11.7 mph
After finding an Italian open until 10 last night I took Dec's advice and with some ice from Dave the very nice receptionist at the Tyatts Hotel took it with me in one of the plethora of plastic bags Dec has been collecting over the course of the trip and had it on my knee for the duration of the meal and when I got back to the room. It certainly seemed to help and with the swelling easing it looked like we would make it ok today.
We were a little worried about the time we had to get everything done though, so a unanimous decision was made for once we would stop cocking about and all meet with our bags packed ready to go on the bike at 7. Unbelievably this is exactly what happened! This was despite the builder across the road starting drilling and hammering at 4 in the morning keeping Kieran awake since then. As he entered the breakfast room he proclaimed loudly if he could meet the person responsible for the works he'd like to ask them about planning and CDM's to be working that early in the morning. A voice across the room said"that will be me then" as the project manager for the job was sitting on the next table! While we persuaded Kieran not to take him outside for a kicking, we planned the route for the day as our initial route was from St Ives, loaded the bikes and we set off at a record early time of 7.30am for the 25 miles schlep to Land's End.
The day was beautiful and was already hot without a cloud in the sky and we made easy progress towards Penzance where we meet up with the dreaded A30 for the first and last time. Dec's bike was now sounding like a clown bike every time he went up hill as the pedal crank was slowly disintegrating. It had been getting worse since Bristol but Kieran had ventured the opinion that it would be alright because the merge power output of not more than 100 watts that he said Dec was putting out wouldn't be enough to pull the skin off a rice pudding never mind break a crank! This became the running joke every time Dec went past him " how's that 100 Watts back there" etc and it continued to be funny right up until Helston!
It was still holding together despite the massive power going through it and we decsended through Marazion th
e quite frankly astonishing site of St Michaels Mount came into view. We pulled over for some snaps in the glorious sunshine, did a little drive by video and headed down into Penzance. We had a choice of A30 or the beach front cycle path, no choice really so onto the cycle path. I'm not sure what cycles it was designed for but it wasn't heavily laden sports bikes I can tell you that! After nearly losing the front twice in the mostly sand filled path it dropped down to hexagonal sand filled concrete bricks. The cries of "oh my arse" could be heard all over Penzance as we bumped and pogo' along until a proper road disected it and we were able to turn off laughing all the way to the junction with the A30.
e quite frankly astonishing site of St Michaels Mount came into view. We pulled over for some snaps in the glorious sunshine, did a little drive by video and headed down into Penzance. We had a choice of A30 or the beach front cycle path, no choice really so onto the cycle path. I'm not sure what cycles it was designed for but it wasn't heavily laden sports bikes I can tell you that! After nearly losing the front twice in the mostly sand filled path it dropped down to hexagonal sand filled concrete bricks. The cries of "oh my arse" could be heard all over Penzance as we bumped and pogo' along until a proper road disected it and we were able to turn off laughing all the way to the junction with the A30.
With the official route going along the A30 for some 100 miles, knowing how scary it was in the camper van a couple of years before and also seeing the news that 2 end to end cyclists had been killed in it at the beginning of this year on their first day I was always keen to give it a wide birth. After Penzance however there is no other big towns to get to so it wasn't so bad especially as we saw the Land's End 10 miles to go signpost. However it was not plain sailing as the road rose really steeply out of Penzance for the next 5 miles and with my knee stil being sore I was left struggling at the back. I didn't mind though as it gave me some time to have a think about what we had achieved, to think what my mam would have thought if she was still with us ( she'd be proud as punch but worried sick!) and look forward to seeing Andi and the kids tonight and my dad and my brother in the morning. I may have shed a little tear, but with Dec and Kieran waiting at the top, it was time to man up and gently glide down to the famous sign post.
To be honest it was a bit of an anti-climax. Whoever owns the site have done there best to ruin what is a magnificent view and quite still place with a carbuncle of an "experience" and it was only after getting through all this crap that you could get round the back and see the signpost and the stunning scenery. Even the sign post was commercialised however and you were not able to go up to it and get your picture taken with it without paying some man in a hut a stupid amount of money. There was no way 3 skinflints like us would do that so we asked some Japanese tourists to take a photo of us, took some video and forms the end to Enders sign and had more photos there. Just in time I remembered the rock, cup and bag that Roddy had given us in the first store we visited at Thurso and I had carried all the way so it was out with them to prove we'd done it!
It was hard getting back on the bikes but the journey was Wick to Helston not JOGLE so turning them round and a quick Mars bar break it was back the 23 miles to Helston. Just as I went to get my bike a massive gust of wind blew it over and bent the brake hood on the right hand side over! A few curses and some brute force and I managed to get it into some semblance of position and it was kind of working and that would have to do!
Ah the wind. Turning back into it we realised how ferocious it was! The first 3 miles out from Land's End were done at near walking speed and the plan to stop for something the eat before we met the 12.30 deadline were shelved. We did have the gradient in our favour however and by the time we came round the A30 bypass of Penzance Kieran had full Jens Voight in flow and was battering along at 18 mph with us struggling to keep in the wheels and out of the wind. Eventually the cry came for him to ease off and we stopped chests heaving as we joined the A394 for the last 10 miles to Helston. Into the wind which was now as hot as the sun it took forever for the last few miles to tick by and as with Cornwall most of it was either down or up, but finally we got to the outskirts of town and it was left into the high street and the quick drag up to the shop. As we went into Land's End me and Dec had a conversation about not dicking about today, there would be no racing for the line either at Land's End or at Helston and despite us both not quite trusting the other we managed to behave like sensible adults for once and we crossed the metaphorical finishing line together to be met by Steve and the store team at Helston with much needed bottles of water and an introduction to the photographer. We asked him for 10 minutes as we pulled ourselves round as I think we were all pretty emotional about what we'd been through for the last 10 days and also what Kieran had put himself through for the 3 days he'd been with us. To join at the end for the 2 toughest, brutal days and bury himself for the cause was amazing and without his effort and sardonic wit when things were going belly up I don't think we would have made it.
During the whole trip, Declan has now become a bit of an expert on TOFS as he has now visited 20 of them ( although only 18 were open!) threatening to carry out an audit to see for example if the snug and pillows are stored in the disabled toilet or the men's! He has also been saying to everyone he meets that we sell Adidas Sambas for an unbelievable £40! As he's been such a star I promised him when we got to Helston I'd buy him a pair to say thank you!
Photo's done and Samba's purchased, the taxi arrived spot on 1.30 ( thank you Tracy!) mid pasty and it was off with the bike wheels and away to the train station with the journey complete.
As I sit on the long train journey home writing the final entry in my blog ( you'll be pleased to hear!) looking at the Just Giving total and the money still yet to come from the shops and Andreas school thought I'd share some stuff I think I've learned from the trip. I'll try and keep mawkish sentimentality at bay!
1) people are in general lovely. With the near £200 I have sat in my panniers donated to me or Dec on the ride by complete stranger don't be telling me about Daily Mail headlines, and people being selfish. I was far from the most cynical person on earth, but I think the trip has restored my faith in humanity.
2) apart from when you put people in a tin box with four wheels then all bets are off! We've been shouted at, sworn at, buzzed by people in cars as they think it's funny and had things thrown at us all because we might have delayed someone's journey by 30 seconds. I know there are still a lot of knobhead cyclists out there as well but spare a thought for that poor guy or girl ploughing up a 10% hill in front of you, there not doing it on purpose!
3) touring by bike is awesome! You see many things you wouldn't see as you rush by in a car or train and the experience of riding around Argyle or over the Trough of Bowland are just 2 of the memories of our amazing country that I will take with me to my grave.
4) B&B's are amazing! Everyone we stayed in was fantastic, the rooms were great, the breakfast were amazing and all our hosts couldn't do enough for us. It's made me think about what kind of places I will be staying in when I'm away for work in the future.
5) the company I work for has a very special relationship with it's customers and community and the staff that work in the shops are what make us great! Me and everyone who has joined us on the way have been treated as friends and the amount of money they have all raised and the effort that has gone into it has been unbelievable. The fact that a cynical ( only in a work way!) Marketing Director from the city of London can see it from the first shop he went into and actively commented on it speaks, I think volumes. The guys I work with in the property department also merit a mention. Without there help and organisational skills it wouldn't have got off the ground and they will now be spared the sweaty grey haired man coming in to the office in soaking wet Lycra!
6) my mates. I don't need to say anything more. Or I might bulb. Special mention for Dec. I wouldn't have completed it if he hadn't been along for the ride. FACT. We also wouldn't have collected nearly as much money if he hadn't got involved. Dec thank you.
7) My family. This is the longest I've ever been away from Andrea and the kids and the last few days it has been really hard. To think that all this came from a conversation with Andrea over a burger after the Dreamfight premier in Sheffield only 4 months ago seems amazing. Since then she has been a cycling widow as when I've not been out on the bike I've been planning routes or actually doing my proper job! Throughout the ride she's been on the end of the phone when I've talked to her about the things I don't want you lot to know in the blog and she more than anyone has kept me going. Whatever pain and heartache I've had over the last 11 days is nothing to what Mizz and Ev have gone through over the last 5 years. I'll leave it at that, I love you all very much.
Right it's done. No more waffling from me. It's back to reality tomorrow and I'm looking forward to see my brother and dad to fill in all the gaps.
Thank you all for all your donations, Facebook messages and e-mails it really has kept us going. If you haven't yet done it there is still time!
Apparently Dec says you can get coast to coast across the USA in about 4 weeks on a bike.....

